Kent: I'm starting the no carb diet. I am eating a grilled chicken salad tonight and an omelet tomorrow. Are you going to do it with me?
Me: *sigh* yes
Kent: What you don't want to eat healthy?
Me: I'm a b!$#@ when I don't eat carbs.
Kent: You're a b!$#@ when you're on any diet.
Me: What can I say, I love food!?!